Memorial Day

As many of you know, I am a Navy Vet. So this Memorial day, just take a second to reflect on our troops.

Memorial Day- Support the troops

Happy Memorial Day

You that F-18 there. Do you know how many times I have accidentaly walked into that wing and hit my head..

Botox

Funny Tshitrs

Get your tshirt here http://www.cafepress.com/Amys_World

Look...

I finally got a mobile phone.

(really I dont own one yet..)

List your Veteran on the Virtual Honor Wall

Over at Accountability Corner
THey have a great post going to honor our veterans. Please check it out and sign the wall.


Go Here: http://accountabilitycorner.com/

From Wolf : With Memorial Day coming to take a moment to allow U.S. citizens to honor the fallen in our foreign wars, I'd like to offer something.

I'd like to start a "Wall of Remembrance" for anyone that wants to remember a former military person. I will need you to send me an email and include the following information:

Rank, Name
Military Branch
War/Engagement
Born/Died Dates
And a picture (Optional)

Friends, dont let Friends drink and pass out

Oh wait, yes we do.. then we have fun and take pictures..

What in the world is this..

Overheard on the Streets

Frat boy #1: Dude! Look at that girl in that store... She's checkin' me out.
Frat boy #2: Dude, that's a mannequin!
Frat boy #1: Oh.
--Rockefeller Center

Well-meaning volunteer: Help yourself, free condoms from the department of public health.
Hugely pregnant passerby: Too late.
--Grand Central Terminal

Store clerk with thick accent: Condoms? Which one?
Old man: No! Cough drops! Cough drops!
Store clerk: Condoms? [points at condom boxes]
Old man: Look at me... What the heck do I need condoms for!? Cough drops!
--Port Authority

Mother: Oh, guess what, honey? Debbie's having a baby!
Six-year-old daughter: She's going to be a horrible mother.
--The Met

Little girl: Dad. Dad. Dad.
Dad: Stop pulling on me. What?
Little girl, pointing up at an enormous black man: He looks like a big chocolate bar!
Dad, with a forced grin: She's five.
--Line, Grace's Market Place

Chick: Since we broke up you've been smoking a lot.
Guy: Yeah...
Chick: You shouldn't smoke.
Guy: You shouldn't suck so much dick but you don't hear me criticize you five times a day.
Chick: [Mouth wide open in shock.]
Guy: To start you should try closing your mouth!
--B Train